Hello sir, remember me? I'm the man you thought I'd never be. The boy who you reduced to tears, The lad called "thingy" for six whole years. Yeah that's right, my names bob, The one who landed the popstars job. The one who you told: "Look don't touch" The Kid who wouldn'y amount to much. Well I'm here, and you're still there With your fake sports car and receding hair Dodgy, farout trousers that you think are smart Married to the woman that teaches art Married to the life Married to the school "I want to sing and dance sir" Now who's the fool? Sing and dance, you thought I was balmy "Settle down thingy, join the army" And who were you to tell me this The dream I want I'll have to miss Sir is god, he's been given the right To structure lives overnight. Now I know life's true path, Tanks and guns, that'll be a laugh. Nah, not me, I'm a mega civillian I won't leave my life riding pillion But thanks for the advice and I'm sure it'll do For the negitive dickheads just like you. As for now the different weapon Stage and screen is about to beckon And here I sit in first class Bollocks sir, kiss my ass.