Now you can count on me,
I'll be there you see,
On the stage of the Carnegie Hall.
When the house lights go down,
That's when I'll come on,
'Cause I'm a man and I'm really quite small.
'Cause a man like me belongs to the world,
And the world is a great place to be.
And a man like me just sings for the world
That goes round and round for free.
You can count on me,
I'll be there you'll see,
I'll be there when you need a friend.
When you're feeling down,
That's when I'll be your clown,
And we'll sing our songs to the end.