I got in a fight with the stenographer
Afterwards she read me like a book
I had tried to get along with her
But my temperament was quickly overlooked

On the weekends we can
Sneak into this courtroom
And you'll offer me some sort of bargain plea.

Yeah, Smith and Wesson Jr. was a son of a gun
He pressed his nose up to my head
Yeah, I was sweatin' bullets but I dodged the one
That was not as much sweat as was lead

Oh, I still love you
Oh, I still love you
Although I know that you want me dead
And when I turn my other cheek
I will beg and I'll plead
That this time you might just kiss it instead

Cause this is my story
And like the glue on the binding
I'm sticking to it
If you wanna implore me
To change my tune
Well I just won't do it
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The Stenographer Lyrics

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