The Lonely IslandYolo

YOLO YOLO, you only live once The battle cry of a generation This life is a precious gift So don't get too crazy It's not worth the risk You know that we are still young So don't be dumb Don't trust anyone Cause you only live once Ugh, you only live once That's the motto So take a chill pill Ease off the throttle Never go to loud clubs Cause it's bad for your ears Your friends will all be sorry When they can't hear And stay the hell away from drugs Cause they're not legal Then bury all your money in the backyard Like a beagle 'Cause you should never trust a bank They've been known to fail And never travel by car, a bus Boat or by rail And don't travel by plane And don't travel at all Built a bomb shelter basement With titanium walls And wear titanium suits In case pianos fall on ya And never go in saunas Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas And never take the stairs 'Cause they're often unsafe You only live once Don't let it go to waste You know that we are still young So hold off on the fun Cook your meat 'til it's done Cause you only live once Yeah And here's another piece of advice Stay away from kids Cause their hair is filled with mad lice There's no such thing As too much Purell This a cautionary tale Word to George Orwell So don't 1980 force Any plugs into sockets Always wear a chastity belt And triple lock it Then hire a taster Make him check your food for poison And if you think your mailman is a spy Then destroy him No blankets or pajamas They can choke you in your sleep Two words about furniture Killing machines Board your windows up The sun is bad for your health And always wear a straight jacket So your safe from yourself Take no chances (no chances) Stop freelancin' (right now) Invest in your future Don't dilute your finances (uh huh) 401K, make sure it's low risk Then get some real estate (how much?) 4.2% thirty year mortgage That's important, that's a great deal And if you can't afford it Don't forge it on your last bill Renting is for suckers right now A dependable savings And you'll retire with money in your account Beast YOLO, say no no Isolate yourself And just roll solo Be care-folo You oughta look out Also stands for YOLO You know that we are still young Burn the prints off your thumbs Then pull out all your teeth So you can't bite your tongue Only on this earth for a short time, time So don't go outside, cause you don't want to die, die Just take our advice and hide And scream YOLO to the sky You oughta look out © 2015