I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. Ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose. But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that Beavis and Butt-head show.
Other day I turn my tv on, and guess what I do see? Two crazy-a** cartoon sunsabitches staring on back at me. Said "What the hell's this", and Ler said "Boy, don't' you know?" The whole world's gone crazy over that there Beavis and Butt-head show.
Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that. I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined to use a cat! On Comedy, I'm a stooges man. I like Larry, Curly and Moe. But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the Beavis and Butt-head show.
Stone-Temple Pearlvana Chain, now there's a helluva band. They got that original sound that's sweepin' 'cross the land. Ain't no zz Top though, now that's the band for me. If I had my way mtv'd play just them and ac/Dc.
I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda man. I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta the can! I don't give a rat's a** about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose. I sure get a kick outta them Beavis and Butt-head shows.
Butthead: "Hey Beavis..." Beavis: "What?" Butthead: "I was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool." Beavis: "Yeah, I'm gonna try that." Butthead: "TV is cool..." Beavis: "Yeah, yeah, TV rules....it rules! Yeah..." Butthead: "Hey Beavis... I heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels. That's gonna be cool. " Beavis: "Really? That would be cool." Butthead: "You know what would be really cool, though? If like, one of the channels didn't suck." Beavis: "Yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't suck, why would you need the other... Um... Three hundred and twenty-seven? " Butthead: "Because, you know all those tv shows that suck? It's like, you gotta put them Somewhere! You can't put 'em on the cool channel! " Beavis: "Yeah, yeah! They should call it the cool channel!"