Slurpin on a peach starin at the situation
Kitty at my foot meowin out a conversation
Rockin back n forth thats my only destination
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that
Meeeeeeeee ow wow wow wow
Got a two string on my lap total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums poundin out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms all plug into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin bug eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that
Me me meeeee ow whoa whoa whoa
Chris and daves part sung at the same time improvised
Chris
Im sittin on the back porch kickin my legs back rockin in my rockinchair just sittin there
On the little back porch its about to fall apart
So I think I might repair it just as Im thinkin about repairin it
Some little friends come along with some two string one string
No string guitars hey chris wanna jam and they plug
Them all into the back porch and they sit around playing all their favorite songs
And kickin back feelin real good real fine real full of the wine
And everythings fine everythings beautiful everythings great
And I just feel so good you know Im seventy years old and
Im slurpin everything through a straw
Dave
Im sittin here on the back porch just eatin chocolate pudding through a straw
And I heated it up on a little sterno stove tastes just like a warm body fluid goin down little players comin round pluggin in their instruments feelin good about themselves singin origina
Gs by the original masters
And Im sittin there on the porch rockin back n forth in my little old chair
But Im an old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that