My album sucks, the critics say I can't sing and I can't play All I care about is s** and money I look out-dated, I think that's funny
Chorus But I'm too shallow to really give a damn Cause I sing for a party rock band
In '86, fans ripped out my hair Now it's '96, there ain't none there The girls used to talk dirty to me But now it just really hurts when I pee
Chorus But I'm too stoned to really give a damn 'cause I sing for my party rock band
Bi-sexual girls, come get to know me You can be my two and only I'll be your brain-damaged party rock man
My agent says I need publicity Told me act depressed, they'd take me seriously So wrecked my car into a telephone pole Tried to date the singer from hole But courtney didn't love me Don't they understand?
'cause I'm a shallow minded, s** cravin', don't Care about nothing unless I'm getting laid