Well she stepped into the room
Right then she got my eyes
She had an ass like a truck
And two amazing thumping thighs

She's been like no other
Just one big fat mother freak
So ? ? ? ?

She likes whips and chains and things
She don't need no diamond rings
Couldn't get her through the door
So I did her on the floor

Lets get naked baby
And roll under the sheets
I ask one favor baby
Don't roll on top of me

She's my crisco queen
A non-stop love machine
On the scene like a sex machine
She ain't big going get bigger

Sparks may fly like the fourth of july
Just don't get any in your eye
She's got me on a 2x4
So I don't fall in when she wants more

I got excited she through
Her hands right over me
One the size of a truck
The other the size of a tree

She whispered in my ear
Just one could you push it near
Guess I had to move when you get down to it

She likes whips and chains and things
She don't need no diamond rings
Couldn't get her through the door
So I did her on the floor

Sparks may fly like the fourth of july
Just don't get any in your eye
She's got me on a 2x4
So I don't fall in when she wants more