Dick meets jane and a fire starts Jane leaves dick and it breaks his heart Dick asked jane, "why'd you leave me? " "cause you're not dangerous, rough or sleazy"
Now dick's dangerous Now dick's rough Now dick's sleazy Nice guy dick don't live here anymore Dick bought a swanky love pad down by the shore
Chorus He's going prime time Online 69
All the girls come around to get dick They all adore him now 'cause he acts like a prick Each one tries to tie dick down Dick never falls in love, on the girls start coming 'round Dick don't fall for their sweetness He knows their weakness Dick knows a secret Secret is dick leased himself a nice car Girls like car Girls like dick Dick scores
Suddenly jane wants back in dick's life 'cause jane hears dick's a popular guy Jane looks good, dick takes her home Dick kicks hers out after he gets his bone
Now jane wants him Now jane needs him Now jane loves him Jane loves dick now that she got the heave ho Jane got what she wanted Dick ain't a nice guy no more