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My father lives in arabia
And I live right here at my school

I took his plane to columbia
So I could sail at my school(? ) *

It's weird at my school
Weird at my school(3x)

My mother's glad that I am here
So she can visit my school

I can't believe she's so pretty
I'm a son of a bitch at my school
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/pixies/weird+at+my+school_20109034.html ]
Weird at my school(4x)

And my best friend, my cousin eleanor
She lives far away from the doors of my school

And often times, you know I fantasize
That I have sex with the nuns at my school

It's weird at my school
Weird at my school(7x)

(transcribed by moses boole)
* : or "so I could sell at my school" (according to rhys henry mason)