I am a swine that found a truffle
But they said a pearl would smooth their feathers ruffled
A truffle they say it’s a trifle
Let’s eat the swine shoot it with a rifle
This swine is a rebel
So they ate the truffle with risotto
With every bite despising this qui pro quo
But if I were a swine that found a pearl
Before breaking teeth their lips they’d curl
Ai ai ai I am your rebel swine
And from my ham you’re building me a shrine