I know what you think It's clear as mud in your eyes We're the plastic poseurs and prostitutes You've obviously come to despise
But you don't know nothing You're not hot enough to matter You don't understand it's the glamorous life A dream that no one can shatter
[Chorus] We're shameless We will do anything To get our fifteen minutes of fame We have no integrity We're ready to crawl To obtain celebrity We'll do anything at all
I'm ambitious Believe me, I'm going to be big I'm a slave to glamour Applause and clamour My makeup, my wardrobe, my wigs
Don't call me pathetic I'm harder than you'll ever guess Relentlessly tough, for when the going gets rough The tough get their picture in the press
(Anything, anything, anything at all) (We'll do anything, anything, anything at all) (We'll do anything, anything, anything at all) (We'll do anything, anything, anything at all) [It's going perfectly alright] [How dare you? Do you know who I am?] [It's an absolute disgrace]
Tell me you love me Admit it, you're really impressed Would it not amuse you For me to seduce you Have you ever seen me undressed?