(Steven Fromholz)
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/pat+green/id+have+to+be+crazy_20716051.html ]
I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singin'
And never play music again.
You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up a top hat
And ran out to flag down the wind

I'd have to be weird to grow me a beard
Just to see what the rednecks would do
But I'd have to be crazy