Sophistophone, aristocrats Distinguished stars, clean up your acts Pull up your pants, ladies and gents Please, act like you got some sense You know what I really want to know? Where do all the good girls go What clubs they hang in?
[Chorus] Behold a lady I see you standin' on the wall Clap, clap, you deserve it all [Repeat] Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find The classic lady, a rare breed indeed Is that make and model discontinued?
Today I might snow, tomorrow I'll rain 3000's always changing but you stay the same And I need that, hey I need that (In my life) When I feel washed up and inadequate And throw all my songs away, no matter how mad I get You make me smile, you make me smile You make me smile, you make me You're the anchor that holds me down When my ship is sinking You won't let me drown and I'm grateful
Yo' mama's old fashioned, yo' daddy don't play You'll always be this lovely 'Cause they raised you that way Hallelujah! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord! You're not extra, you're so plain Jane The yin to my yang, darlin' You've got that thang and you know it But yet you don't and that's what's so cool You don't say too much, but when you do it's profound In the street you hold your head high At home you get low down for me (Can't get no lower, can't get no lower, can't get no lower, yeah!) Hoo! You're the anchor that holds me down When my ship is sinking, you won't let me drown
Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums To see what a lady looks like So if you find one, I beg you, hold her tight If you spot one, good sir, treat her right This is Benjamin Andre signing off Thanks a million Good luck and goodnight.