I'll tell you 'bout a caveman lived a million years ago When mother earth was young and dinosaurs walked to and fro His skull contained but half a brain but he didn't mind at all He's a hot shot caveman, yah do dah (?) Who loved to fight and brawl
He walked the misty plate in time to find whatever he could find Then at last he saw her there, covered with hair A cavegirl looking right his way, half naked, half well who can say Such a thing he'd never seen before, Well then need I tell you more The caveman fell in love, love, love And so he wielded his club
Oooh oooh what could he do? You can't blame a fellow for trying his luck, He's just a simple caveman who wanted to--- Well when the cavegirl came around she had some things to relate About the methods he used to communicate And she said--
(Female spoken) I never expected a caveman to exhibit much finesse, But a fifty pound club ain't exactly a caress So if you want to call me, you better learn to talk Until you learn some manners buddy, Take a walk!