- Hey Hefe - What? - What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? - Uh... You?
- Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma? - I don't know - Free ham!
- Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - What? - Cuatro Sink-o! - Ay!!
- Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide? - Why? - 'Cause he got the gas bill!
- Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp - Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that - How did he die? - He fell off the watchtower