It was quite an event
It was so sudden
It happened in a book store
I got the runs in my pants
I'd gotta go to the laundry
Next door
Nasty smell came outta
My underwear
It was so bad I got the runs
I was hard to stop but I tried
To close my ass
As tight as possible
(explosion of door no. 2)
Gas from my gash
I gasp in the air
I gotta go to restroom
Right away
I got the runs
It was quite an event
It was so sudden
It happened in a book store
I got the runs in my pants
I'd gotta go to the laundry
Next door
Nasty smell came outta
My underwear
I was hard to stop but I tried
To close my as
As tight as possible
Gas from my gash
I gasp in the air
I gotta go to restroom
Right away
Gas from my gash
I gasp in the air
I gotta go to restroom
Right away
Right away
Right away
I got the runs
