You're so late getting home from the office, Did you miss your train? Where you caught in the rain? No, don't bother to explain. Can I fix you a quick martini? As a matter of fact I'll have one with you, For to tell you the truth I've had quite a day too!
Guess who I saw today, my dear! I went in town to shop around For something new, And thought I'd stop and have a bite When I was through.
I looked around for someplace near, And it occurred to me Where I had parked the car, There is a most attractive French cafe And bar. It really wasn't very far.
The waiter showed me to a dark, Secluded corner, And when my eyes became accustomed To the gloom, I saw two people at the bar Who were so much in love, That even I could spot it clear Across the room.
Guess who I saw today, my dear! I've never been so shocked before. I headed blindly for the door. They didn't see me passing through, Guess who I saw today? [Repeat: x3] I saw you!