Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight.
It's abundantly clear,
That somewhere out here,
Is the pet that will suit you just right.
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules.
It's of utmost importance,
The pet that I get,
Is something that's awesome and cool.
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see.
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me.
Sure, how about a bunny?
They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be.
Rainbow, have faith.
You see, I will bet you.
Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you.
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide.
There are otters and seals,
With massive appeal.
Otters and seals do not fly!
Wait, there must be a pet here,
That will fit the ticket.
How about a ladybug or a cute cricket?
I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash.
Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely!
Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it.
I need a pet to keep up with me.
Something awesome, something flying.
With coolness that defies gravity!
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky.
Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly.
I see, how about an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that.
There are falcons and eagles.
They're both quite regal.
Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat?
So many choices, and such riches a plenty.
Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.
The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too.
Do you have something like a yellow striped bat?
No, I've got a hot pink flamingo just dying to meet you.
What to do, what to do?
A prize! That's it! There's really just one way,
To find out which animal's best.
Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts,
That will put each pet to the test!
Don't forget style,t hat should be considered.
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter.
The one who is awesome and cool, just like me.
Can't settle for less,
'Cause I'm the best.
So a contest we will see.
Who's the number one greatest, perfectest pet,
In the world for me!
Let the games... begin!
And may the best pet win!