Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch
Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch
Name the time, name the price leave you door unlocked
I'll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shock

Sumthin' for nuthin'

Gigolo sounds so cold, call me teacher's pest
Twice a day, double pay, at my trade I'm the best
Never late, watch her watch seconds on the clock
Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack
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Sumthin' for nuthin'
Well in and out, it's never free
Sumthin' for nuthin'
Leave the money where it's easy to see

She plays the role of a roving matriarch
Diamond rings, fancy things, dubonnet on the rocks
For a treat gave it free--happy 63
Crazy days, easy money--i was just 16
Easy money for such a good deed

Sumthin' for nuthin'
Ya, in and out is never free
Sumthin' for nuthin'
Satisfaction guaranteed
Sumthin' for nuthin'
Target practice in the dark
Sumthin' for nuthin'
I'm a crack shot on the mark

And I love my work