Were you and he lovers ?
And would you say so if you were ?
On a forecourt
On a friday
Passing my way
Oh...

Were you and he lovers ?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide
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A note upon his desk
"p.s. bring me home and have me!"
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-oh!-
Is that the best you can do ?
So came his reply :
"but on the desk is where I want you!"


So I ask (even though I know):
Were you and he lovers ?