I pledge allegiance to the flag
On the United States of America
And to the republic for which is stands
One nation under God invisible
With liberty and Justice for all
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I pledge of alligiance to the shit
That runs the U.S.A.
And to this public which I can't stand
Government
Inexcusable with poverty and justice
For all the short haired wimps