A sorting office in the Old Kent Road Caters from coast to most A nice little number if you're out of work And aren't the sort to boast, you're in need of a job, bob-a-job, rob-a-job I'm your man to see I'll sit I'll listen I'll not say a word The less said would be best for we
Oh, what a firm of naughty boys Oh, I've been a naughty boy
We don't want to mark each other's card Except the one you need I need you and your returns to help Build my company. My twins work Brighton on a sunny day They cover town with the shake of a hand On a high come back 'cause of no come back Now they're working in the promised land.
Oh, what a pair of naughty boys Oh, I've been a naughty boy
(The Allied Irish Cyprus Bank) (India Bank Bank of Turkey) (United Bank The People's Bank) (To catch the worm you got to be up early)
Temporarily out of bounds had to move office Clear out of town For every problem there's a solution and I can do without constitution Dealing cards from up the Old Kent Road I've been checked up on my heavy load You can go but be back soon I'll have some work for you to groom.
Oh, what a lot of naughty boys Oh, I've been a naughty boy
(Trustees Bank, Barclays Bank) (The Natwest Bank, Midland Bank) (Bank Of Scotland, Williams and Glyns) (Bureau de Change, The People's Bank)
Oh, what a lot of naughty boys Oh, what a pair of naughty boys Oh, what a firm of naughty boys Oh, I've been a naughty boy