Well approclimation of the situation tends to bend
When you have too much to drink
And you piss off your friends
You can't talk,
And you can't walk,
And you don't know your name,
You find yourself attracted to a very ugly dame,

The booze just kills your conscience
And your dick is in your hand
And you don't know who the fuck is in your bed
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