Goleta goleta not the place i wanna be
Goleta goleta split twins both have hiv
Goleta goleta not the place i wanna be
Everybody's gotta come see
Pick it up!

Put it down!
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Goleta goleta not the place i wanna be
Goleta goleta this is o so sticky whip
Goleta goleta not the place i wanna be
Everybody's gotta come see
(once again, if these lyrics are accurate, somebody kill me now)