A/S/L? Lyrics

I fell in love online with a singer,
I’ve been checking her page on Myspace every day without fail, messaging her.
But there’s one minor detail that I forget to tell, I’ve never met the girl.

I feel lame, speaking to her every day on Facebook ain't the same.

OMGZ, LOL, :), XX - How has my love life come to this?
I used to think of myself as a bit of a ‘Jack the Lad’,
But now I’m tapping chicks by Email and it’s fucking sad.
She makes me ROFL when I chat to her on MSN
And I’m sad when she gets picture comments from other men.
When I see that little box pop up on Facebook chat, I change my status to a