Unhappy Anniversary it's one year since we split
I walk and talk and get around, lie down, stand upand sit
I eat and drink and smoke and sleep, live a little bit
Unhappy Anniversary it's one year since we split
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Unhappy Anniversary it's ten years since we met
There is no need to remind me, no way I could forget
We fell in love and we fell out,
Both times there was no net
Unhappy Anniversary it's ten years since we met

Unhappy Anniversary I can not count the days
And niights that I have thought of you
Since we went separate ways
I tell my mind to forget you but my heart disobeys
Unhappy Anniversary I can not count the days
(Repeat verse 1)