Hers on one side, his on the other One Saturday in June The organ drones and her cousin's singin' Just a little bit out of tune Her ex is here and his is too Something old and borrowed but it's nothing new It sure came up all of the sudden Bobby and Judy's weddin' Dean and Ginny?... They still ain't speakin' She's gonna make him do without There's no denyin' that Carla's cryin' But what's she cryin' all about? It's all one great big act of contrition Hugs and kisses with fresh ammunition So we all retreat with the preacher's blessin' Bobby and Judy's weddin'
[1ST CHORUS] So ring them bells, toss that rice Have yourselves a real nife lice Say those words, recite those vows Don't we all feel better now? Cold beer fountain, cheddar cheese mountain Pig-in-a-blanket on the bar Tim and Eddie got the band back together They still can't play their guitars In-laws, outlaws all pull together To hot-wire, jump-start two hearts forever Will they make it? ... Nobody's guessin' Bobby and Judy's weddin'
Dance your dance, eat your cake Toss your sister your bouquet Say goodbye, drive away Tomorrow is another day All the boys got lost in the whiskey Daddy fell asleep in his tux Dean and Ginny actin' kinda frisky Thinkin' about makin' up Mamma and the womenfolk back in the kitchen They're all laughin', Carla's still bitchin' As for me I'm glad I saw it all... even the parts that I can't recall It sure was great to be with you all of ya'll Bobby and Judy's wedding