*Chainsaw revving for 4 seconds*

You got your invitation.
A family dinner, and tonight you will meet.

No need for hesitation, sugar.
We're gonna love you and it's all we can eat.

The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart.
Pa's such a gourmet for gore.
Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs.
Banquet dining is worth dying for.

At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet.
The secret ingredient screams.
You're my main course
At the chainsaw buffet.
Feed on man-eaters's cuisine.
At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet!
Chainsaw buffet.

Mother said that you were a sweet chick.
Called up your folks, and they'll join us for brunch.

Nice day for a picnic.
They'll be delighted, only they are the lunch.
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The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart.
Pa's such a gourmet for gore.
Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs.
Banquet dining is worth dying for.

At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet.
The secret ingredient screams.
You're my main course
At the chainsaw buffet.
Feed on man-eaters's cuisine.
At the chainsaw...

At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet.
The secret ingredient screams.
You're my main course
At the chainsaw buffet.
Feed on man-eaters's cuisine.

At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet.
The secret ingredient screams.
You're my main course
At the chainsaw buffet.
Boiling your blood till it steams.

At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet.
The secret ingredient screams.
You're my main course
At the chainsaw buffet.
Feed on man-eaters's cuisine.
At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet!