It was raining in Columbus
There's a hustler here among us
A combination of our tastes
Makes it hard to relate
You don't say
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Let's talk it over, shameless self promoter
Let's a have a word about the duchess of Earth
I got an offer for the ages
I'm even in them yellow pages
As a matter of fact
You can find me around town, when the heat is coming down
I do my best work when no one is around
[hook x2]
You don't say
[hook x2]
Shameless, self promoter
Shameless
You don't say (x3)