I am really special 'cause there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me
When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long

Oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth
Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore
Happy as a coupon for a $20 whore
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/liam+lynch/happy+song_20217883.html ]
I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,
Happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy

Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.

I am really special, 'cause there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me
These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,
But if you tip me over, than mama said knock you out

I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
Welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave
I am happy, I am good, I am...

Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!