I am really special cuz there's only one of me Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long Oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy, it's hardcore Happy as a coupon for a $20 whore Ha-ha-ha hah I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me, Happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy. I am really special, cuz there's only one of me Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout, But if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave Welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave I am happy, I am good, I am... Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!