[Chorus] I'm a nut, I'm a nut My live don't ever get in a rut, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop The head on my shoulders is sorta loose And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose Lord, I ain't crazy, but ...I'm a nut
Is is wetter under water, if you're there when it rains? Is it shorter to New York, than it is by a plane? Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber Is it hotter down south, than it is in the summer?
I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lust Wheelin', dealin', left ol' Vegas on a Greyhound bus I shouldn't have set the woods on fire while I was there But remember only forest fires prevent bears
The poverty war will be over, when I begin to fight If it took a dime to go 'round the world I couldn't get out of sight I don't mind to take the girls out If they don't mind to go Dutch Makes me feel like a million dollars And I bet I ain't worth half that much
Oh, crazy man! I'm a nut! Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy I'm crazy, I'm a nut!