I'm A mormon!
Yeah I'm livin clean
I'm A mormon!
You know what I mean?
I'm A mormon!
Lds is where it's at
I'm A mormon!
You can run and tell that!

Yeah we may be a little wierd, but we sure are nice.
You wanna be happy, just take my advice.
Go chill with the mormons, that would be smart.
Cause our families are as big as our hearts.

Ya see I'm followin hard to what the prophet preaches
I'm trying to do what my teacher teaches.
Reading the book of mormon, tryin to fix my weakness
In the congregation listenin to all the speeches.

I listen to the Mo Tab, I find it calming,
But I gotta get to work, cause that's my calling

Try to prepare good lessons, cause I don't wanna bore em'
Studyin the manual for elder's quorum.

So I get there and I start to teach about Samuel
And then I ask, "anybody got their manual?"

Cause I don't want to just teach the whole lesson,
It'd be nice if someone would read this section.

So I wait up in the front for a minute or two,
To see if anyone in there, had followed through.
But I figured they'd forget, so I brought a few,
I'm so good I've got manuals for all of you!

I'm A mormon!
Yeah I'm livin clean
I'm A mormon!
You know what I mean?
I'm A mormon!
Lds is where it's at
I'm A mormon!
You can run and tell that!

We're the best lookin people that you ever seen
It's tough cause we can't date till we turn 16.
Some people are haters, I tell them to cram it.
When I get mad, I yell darn it!

I'm a good young man, I go to church every week.
You know I never pick fights, I turn the other cheek.

It's really pretty awesome, I must confess.
You all are so jealous you're not lds!

When I come to family dinner, I'm a happy fellow
When the dessert is lime-green jello

This is how the rest of dinner goes,
I got some roast, some milk, and funeral potatoes.

You see I'm tryin to live a nice peaceful life,
But some of you confused, we only got 1 wife.

It's been 120 years since we practiced polygamy,
It's been forbidden since 1890.

So listen up real quick when I'm talkin to ya'll
Don't ya be hatin' on Utah

Just sing or rap, along with me,
Gotta love droppin beats wit a ladder day G!

I'm A mormon!
Yeah I'm livin clean
I'm A mormon!
You know what I mean?
I'm A mormon!
Lds is where it's at
I'm A mormon!
You can run and tell that!

Cause Thomas S. Monson, yeah, he's the man.
So am I cause I drive around a mini-van
Got baby seats out of the back, yeah I'm feeling alright
Gonna go pick up a hot date tonight.

We got told to multiply and replenish the earth,
So that's why Mormons are always givin birth

That's why, you see when we open our door
You see 10 kids runnin around, maybe more

I been ridin my bike workin on my bod
Got my eagle scout and my Duty to God.

Cause don't you see,
I want some matrimony
And to be eternally
With my family.

In modern day revalation called D & C
We got the word of wisdom, among other things.
That's why we don't smoke, drink coffee or tea,
No beer gotta keep ourselves strong and healthy.

My sisters and bros in my ward are my homies,
Always there when Satan tries to tempt me,

But I gotta admit that one that helps most
Is havin the gift of the Holy Ghost!

I'm A mormon!
Yeah I'm livin clean
I'm A mormon!
You know what I mean?
I'm A mormon!
Lds is where it's at
I'm A mormon!
You can run and tell that!

Uh, towards perfection, I'm always reaching
Every single month do my home teaching
Gotta help out friends who are falling
Doing everything I can to magnify my calling.
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