I don't want
To be at the old house
It's spooky there
It makes me pee my pants
I'm fuckin up this song
Cause of how scared I am
This spooky house
Spooky house
Spooky house
I think it has ghosts
And that scares me most
There might be a Frankenstein
Or even a
Dork!
There's- there's spooky people at the old abandoned house
And they're very frightening (shit)
What if they're the canker brothers (oh no)
Fucking aids [Uh]
And that'll affect your college tuition
What if they're my mom
There's no parents here, it doesn't matter (oh yeah)
The ghost of your sister [Ladhufs]
That's why it's scary
Because when you need an adult
They aren't there
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