[Kardinal Offishall] Wha wha wha what Yo yo yo yo Sit me down Mr. Kardinal Kardinal Offishall, number one bad bwoy heheheh Yeah, yeah It's all about this girl, ya know, drive de man crazy Going out to the raspberry crew, Circle Hear me now, hear me now
Let me tell you a liccle story bout this girl I used to nkow Use to come and tell me she love me since me sing Onwiddasho She say she loves do way me represent de whole of T dot O She say she love me on de TV, love me in a de video She say she sit dung pon ar' bed and listen to de radio And wen me sing 'bon-diddley-bong' she haffe run an change ar' clothes She say me kill ar wit de styles and just a murda wit de flow Me juss a sweet ar with the riddim tun ar eena yo-yo YO! She comin in like she don't know Seh me 'ave a girlfriend and she don't play (no) Might box her in ar mout and chop off she toe Lawd God why did Kardi haffe so sexy though? She try fe kiss me pon me neck, mi haffe tell de gyal 'Yo!' 'Walk and live-touch and you've got to go' Yuh body look good, yes sweet like mango But you know the story girl, come on 'a ho is a ho' Yuh nuh 'ave nuh drawz on how yuh skin dry so? Favour one ol' piece of dry up cho-cho! Yes girl yuh batty big but you know how dat go I'm a very tall yout because I won't stoop low for...
CHORUS [Kardinal Offishall] Maxine, oh Miss Maxine Yuh body look ready, for you I am waitin It goes Maxine, oh Miss Maxine Yuh body look ready, come make we rock steady
[Kardinal Offishall] Yo, I was walkin down de street and this girl said 'Hi!' 'Aren't you that rapper named Mr. Kardiny?' Chuh, see me yah-yes girl dat's de I Lyric specialist, number one bad bwoy Give tanks to de most high for lookin so fly So pretty sometime mek yuh eye dem cry Drip out eye water and flood up de sky Rush de man dem first in case de youth dem waan try She said 'I like your style and yo Kardi mi nuh shy Me want strip off yuh Karl and den rub up yuh Kani Squeeze up yuh brugah and nyam off yuh fry Blow off yuh top and show you mi two ply!' I told ar 'Hol' on girl, a musse die - you waan die Betta wash yout yuh mout bout you a nyam out mi fry Clean up yourself and meet me top a Mount Zion Cause only one girl mek de Kardinal high And that's
[Kardinal Offishall] Diamond, and Gold, and platinum next to she Look like a big ol' rusty tin a bully beef! She lip dem juicy and sheleg look sweet Body just a shine from she head to she feet Nice type of girl dat you waan yuh moumma meet Every time yuh talk ar name, yuh haffe skin teet' Pretty like a who? The gyal bad yuh nuh see it Everytime she want a slam mi haffe get up and dweet Clothes dem cris bran new Parasuco Grip de bamsee like noby livin' in Toronto Boassy whe she walk-never listenin' to 'Yo!' She only listen to ar man when she walk outta door And that's Maxine Lord let me tell you something about Max--ee-een!!!! Hahahaha
Yeah yeah yea You don know, zeen Hahahaha You don know Leave me alone now, chuh