I have told
All of my enemies
Very politely
To go home.
I have seen
All of your remedies
Now won't you let me please go home.

I can't find anything to be sad about.
They say I'm doomed but I feel fine.

I have tried
So very hard as hell
To stay away from them
And live upstairs.
When I see
All of your remedies
I try quite desperately to go home.

I can't find anythin' to be sad about.
They say I'm doomed but I feel fine.
But if I'm seating here lonely,
With no one to hold me,
At least I'll have my health.
I'm tryin' to control myself.

I have told
All of my enemies
Very politely
To go home.
I have seen
All of your remedies
Now won't you let me please go home.

I've been acting irresponsibly
Oh what could possibly go wrong.
I have choked on all your remedies
Now won't you let me please go home.

But if I'm seatin' here lonely,
With no one to hold me,
At least I'll have my health.
I'm trying to control myself.
I'm trying to control myself.