[Interlude: Dan, Kacey Musgraves]
And so, Kacey had an emo moment in her bedroom
Because sometimes, just sometimes
A great singing career, a bunch of Grammy's, and this over the top bathroom just aren't enough
Yet as Christmas Eve rolled on, would Kacey get ready in time?
Would she sing another holiday ditty that's overplayed in cafes and shopping mall restrooms?
And most importantly, would more celebrity friends continue to make surprise appearances that everyone sees coming but Kacey?
I don't know
Dan
Yes?
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm just um, I'm just freshening up in your bathroom
Look, if you could be just a little less negative when you narrate, that would be, that'd be nice
Wow, okay, um
It's Christmas, you know we need Christmas cheer (Right)
Lots of cheer (Okay), you know happy, you know you're funny and that's kinda why we hired you, so, you know?
So cheer then, cheer
For a corporate holiday in this political climate? Okay, sure
If cheer is what you want, Kacey, then cheer is what you'll get
Thank you, thank you, right, thank you so much, bye
Welcome back, friends!
Where was I? Oh right, it's Christmas Eve and Kacey still couldn't find her Nana's Christmas ornament
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