J-"You know its been a dream come true to host SNL tonight, I've been a fan since I was a kid. Growing up the two shows I never missed were Saturday Night Live...and the Muppet Show."
"So if you don't mind, there's another dream I've always had, and that's to sing with Kermit the Frog."
J- "Hello Kermit." K- "Justin, I'd be honored to sing with you." J-"Well I just figured, when's the next time I'm gonna have the chance right?" K- "Well uh what shall we sing?" J- "I've already got it picked out." K- "Aww this is a nice one!"
J- Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side K- Rainbows are visons but only illusions And rainbows have nothing to hide J- So we've been told and some choose to believe K- I know they're wrong wait and see J & K- Someday well find it, the rainbow connection the lovers, the dreamers and me
K-"You're a very good singer Justin" J- "You're not so bad yourself Kermit." K-"Maybe you me and P. Diddy should cut an album!" (laughs)
J- Who said that every wish would be heard and answered when wished on the morning star
K-"OW!" J- "Sorry" K- "Careful Justin you uh stepped on my buddy's leg down there."
K- Somebody thought of that and someone believed it and look what its done so far.
K- "OWW!" J- "Sorry!!" K- "I've been telling you all week!"
J- Whats so amazing that keeps us star gazing K- And what do we think we might see
K- "Seriously! Back off!!" J- "Oh MY bad! Is this any better!?" (punching sounds) K- "Ow!" Ow!" Ow!" "ahhhh!" (more punching)
J- "Yeah you like that don't you?!?" K- "Hey guys! Guys! Stop fighting! This song is about togetherness!" J- "He's right" K- "Bill, can you say to Justin you're sorry for shoving him?" Bill- "I'm sorry Justin" K- "And Justin can you say you're sorry to Bill for being a dushebag?" J- "I am NOT a dushe...
K- Someday we'll find it (J joins in) the rainbow connection the lovers the Dushebags (J drops outs) and me (punching sounds)