Have you heard the news release
There's another oil spill in the mideast

We need Dick Tar, Dick Tar
Special agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar

He's here to keep the peace
By scooping up the grease

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Calling Mister Dick Tar, Dick Tar
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Hello, Mr. Tar's office.
Yeah I'm looking for Dick Tar.
Mr. Tar's not in the office, may I help you?
Uh yeah, I've got a stopped-up terlet, can you help me out.
I'm sorry, we don't do toilets.
Help me out.
But we do oil spills sir. Mr. Tar is in the middle east, may I take a message?
Listen, my terlet's stopped up, I need help.
Reginald, is that you?

Bring me Dick Tar, Dick Tar
Special agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar

Hi-ho Silver! Dick Rides again!
Let's sop up that slime!

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Special agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar

He frees the birds from goo
So the ocean's safe for me and you

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Special agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar
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Mr. Tar's office.
Listen, I'm looking for Dick Tar, can you help me out?
Reginald! I told you I would call you after work.
Now listen I've got a stopped-up terlet and my name is not Reginald. Can you help me out?
Why don't you call a plumber?
Can you refer me to somebody else? This is crazy.
A.D. do.
Yeah, thanks for nothing.
Thank you.

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