Little lover sittin' in the corner with a former member of the jets He would write a letter to the editor about the little holes in her dress She said oh, I'm so bored She said oh, tell me more
She popped him on the dick until he got a little bigger then she just blew up She grabbed him by the liver put his hands on her hips, said push my luck He said Oh, I'm so scared She said Oh, I don't care
[CHORUS:] Just then the negros were dancing Just then backup singers backed up Just then the beat was entrancin' Just then the negros were dancin'
A former member lit a cigarette said I bet you never get too much Little lover hit him on the shoulder, said you ???? I touch He said Oh, I confess She said Oh, I'm not impressed
They gathered up all the fingerprints and put splints on all the broken bones A former member lover to discover seven more overtones He said oh, my dear She said oh, touch me here