I gotta tell you a story from way back Truck on down and dig me jack There's big moe, little moe, four-eyed moe, no moe, Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother eat moe Moe, moe, moe, moe, moe, moe, moe
Who's the greatest band around Makes the cats jump up and down Who's the talk of rhythm town Five guys named moe
When they start to beat it out Everybody jump and shout Tell me who do the critics rave about Five guys named moe
They came out of nowhere But that don't mean a thing They rate high and you'll know why When you hear them sing
High brow, low brow, all agree They're the best in harmony I'm telling you folks you just got to see Five guys named moe
There's big moe... Little moe...
One guy... big moe Two guys... little big moe Three guys... four-eyed moe Four guys... no moe Five guys... eat moe Five little guys named moe