Lazy stadium night
Catfish on the mound
"Strike three", the umpire said
Batter have to go back and sit down

Catfish, million dollar man
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can
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Used to work on Mr. Finley's farm
But the old man wouldn't pay
He packed his glove and took his arm
An' he just ran away

Catfish, million dollar man
Nobody can throw the ball like catfish can

Came up where the Yankees are
Dressed in a pinstripe suit
Smoke a custom made cigar
Wear an alligator boot

Catfish, million dollar man
Nobody can throw the ball like catfish can