Up on the housetop reindeer paws, out jumps good ol' Santa Claus Down through the chimney with lots of toys All for the little ones, Christmas joy.
[Chorus] Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go, Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go-o Up on the housetop, click, click, click Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.
First comes the stocking of little Will Oh, just see what a glorious fill Here is a hammer and lots of tacks Also a ball and a whip that cracks
"They say it's your birthday, it's my birthday, too, yeah, I got two presents, that's right, Dude, I got some jam and I got some wax, two presents for Christmas, Bitchin, huh? Right, let's go to the beach