Hey, I'm kinda jealous, I'm kinda mad
I'm kinda poutin', I'm kinda sad
Girl, where'd you get him, he's such a find
You hit the jackpot, one of a kind
Do he got a brother or maybe just another one like him?
Do he got a homie,
You can introduce me to?
Just like him
I'm kind jealous that your boyfriend seems like a fairytale like a
He's hella perfect, hella cute, hella fun like a fairytale, like a
Did he come to your rescue? Did he win the fight?
Did he slay the dragon? Did you ride off in the night?
Sorry, I can't stop staring, I'm still in shock
How did you find him? He's smokin' hot
Must have paid cupid, more than a lot
To go searchin' all around the clock for him
But I don't mean to be jealous, I don't mean to be mad
In fact I'm rather happy, in fact I'm rather glad that I know
That cupid is on the road and he's gonna find mine
Did he come to your rescue?
Did he win the fight?
Did he slay the dragon?
Did you ride off in the night?