Ahh Mrs Jewcy I'm plaesed to tell you that you have given birth to a healthy baby boy.What are you going to call him?
Ummm I tink I am going to call himmm Kamaljit.
Kamaljit err what a lovely name.
Who the hell is kamaljit I'm just gonna tell how it is, I've bin doin it since I was a kid, so I'm givin you all I gotta give.(ohh ohh)
Who the hell is Kamaljit ever since steppin in da game,I know life will neva be the same, but there's some things that will neva change.
Bak in da day wen I was just a little minor.Before my motha even spat me out of her vagini. I was swimmin in my daddys sak wiv a book in my hand wen I focused and spotted a mic being the crostay gland. I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me surprised me, I had to fight the power like the eyes of me. Memorised rhymmes but I kept loosin dem all, so I scribbled down on my mothas uterus wall.
So years went by and Jay Sean went down in history like superman my composition was a mystery. I was 2 and other kids were lernin the alphabet but I was revisin schemes to make the catch that I was out to get. Only 3 and alredy my rhymmes were out to win, my shit wud drop so hard that even the panties cudn't hold it in. Bribed by the geniuses by lyricists and scientists,Only 6 and I was lecturin my alliances,Even Einstein came to knock upon my door ya know.Pissed off cus I updated his formula, wen he sniffed the excellence and replaced the mc squared with mc Jay Sean, change it even no one dares scared cus I went on to steal his nobel prize for being the youngest mother fuckin genius alive.
I ent no gangsta, I ent no hood rat, I ent a thug and I don't call girlz pigeons so I ent no scrub. I ent talkin about facked which is all for faws and I don't do drive bys or rob or break no laws.I ent perfect and I ent sayin I got no flaws, naa scratch that I'm lyin stop yo pause. I ent a junkie so I ent touched no crack, I neva took an e issue or took or smoked a sack. And I ent rich so I don't drive a lexus or a benz, jeep or a beemer just an escort my friends.And I ent from the hood I even went to private skool so I have neva had to watch my bak for rendezvous and I ent had it hard