[Intro Host]
(Spoken) I'm really happy that John Reynolds is here. Come on up, John. And he's going to announce the brand new social media platform called "Twirlr." Please welcome John Reynolds!

[Audience]
(Applause)

[John Reynolds]
(Spoken) Hi, everybody, thank you. We are very excited to launch our new platform. I do have to ask you to turn off all your mobile devices. If that's okay, news of this won't break until 6pm and we'd like to keep it quiet. It would be really great if there was no sharing of information at all, until...

[Audience 1]
You want us to turn our devices off?

[John Reynolds]
(Spoken) Sorry?

[Audience 1]
I'm sorry sir, I can't comply. I have got to be online all the tiiiiiiime.
(Spoken) Let me tell you how my life works!
(Sung) At breakfast I'm tweeting.
I'm tweeting while I'm eating.
Cause everything I ever do,
I want the world to see it too!

[Audience 2]
I'm surfing. I'm typing, and also I am Skyping.

[Audience 1]
So who are you to tell us no?

[Audience 3]
I'm putting this on Vimeoooooo!
[1](Oooooh! ) [2](Oooooh! )

[Audience 1, 2 & 3]
Gotta Share! Gotta Share!
Don't you dare
Try to tell us not to shaaaaaaaaare!

[Audience 2 (overlapping last word)]
No we're not bitter.

[Audience 1, 2]
Shaaaaaaaaare!

[Audience 3 (overlapping)]
We just need twitter. 

[Audience 1, 2 & 3]
To share!

[Audience 4]
(Spoken) OMG I have to put this on Facebook!
(Sung) It's so great! I can't wait, to write my status update.

[Audience 5]
Wish I could share this with my cat.

[Audience 3]
There's got to be an app for that.

[Audience 6]
I spend all my Fridays
Uploading pics to MySpace.
(Spoken) Is anybody else still on MySpace?

[Audience (All but #6)]
(Shouted) No!

[Audience (All 6)]
Gotta Share! Gotta Share!

[Audience 1]
On FourSquare, I'm the mayor of this room.

[Audience (All 6)]
Share all of your mysteries.
Share your purchase histories.
(Whispered) Share!

[John Reynolds]
I never knew that all of you were so interconnected.
I expected some Facebook friending,
Now I see this song is trending.

[Audience 1]
(Spoken) Wow our song is getting big.

[Audience 2]
(Spoken) Now it's reached the top of Digg.

[Audience 3]
(Spoken) YouTube, Tumblr, also Reddit.

[Audience 4]
(Spoken) Looks like BoingBoing also spread it.

[Audience 5]
(Spoken) Tons of people just ReTweeted.

[Audience 6]
(Spoken) All those people must have seen it.

[Audience (All 6)]
(Spoken, overlapping) Whoa! Whoa... !

[Full Chorus]
Gotta share! Gotta share!

[Chorus 1]
Gotta shaaaaaaaaare!

[Chorus 2 (overlapping)]
Life's not worth living if you're not online.

[Full Chorus] 
Gotta share! Gotta share!

[Chorus 1]
Gotta shaaaaaaaaare!

[Chorus 2 (overlapping)]
To try to stop us is completely asinine.

[Full Chorus]
Gotta share! Gotta share! We gotta share!

[Real Audience]
(Applause)

[John Reynolds]((spoken) Unfortunately, that's the end of my time. (laughter) Thank you.

[Real Audience]((applause)
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