(Transcribed by colin ford) (Updated by Johnny Godwin)
Take a thousand pin-up girls to stepney to bombay Take me to fancy restaurants to be amongst the whole milay And all the blue-eyed gals of 6 foot 3 Are gonna leave you broken down on your knees Cause in the golden locks and their fluttering lashes You say, "I told you", all day long
Never (never) trust a blonde Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde Just when you thought it was safe to get it on Watch out for their teeth boys you never trust a blonde
I been dreaming of clinches With scene stealing wenches And stars of hollywood and Vine Too many goofs and ham-fisted moves and blaming it on the wine Now your best bet's, a hung lovin' brunette Make it quick boys cause I ain't got long And turn your back on the girl in black You never trust a blonde
Never (never) trust a blonde Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde Forget all that stuff about ad-men, like my own father My daddy said, "rocky, don't even trust your mom"!
They all queue in line, they wanna see me hung, drawn and quartered Sure as anight on the moon shine, a recipe for leaving me slaughtered So beware of the smell and the lies they all tell One line from a fair blues song I'm telling you mate, when the hour gets late You cannot trust a blonde
Never (never) trust a blonde Yeah, never (never) trust a blonde You think you can hide behind peroxide, then you got it wrong, so wrong Watch out for their teeth boys, never trust a blonde
Here comes another, never trust a blonde She could be a mother, never trust a blonde Even in China, they never trust a blonde She minght be a blinder, never trust a blonde Never, ever rush 'em, never trust a blonde It's best if I crush 'em, never trust a blonde One more for good luck, never trust a blonde Squeeze in another, never trust a blonde