I'm George iv, the regent king Which means I was just standing in Acting king because my dad George iii had gone barking mad! (Banana) Great palaces, I did design Buckingham was one of mine Art and fashion, I so rated And wives? That's more complicated!
Actresses and duchesses The great loves of my life I loved more girls than I ate pies But I couldn't stand my wife (He couldn't stand his wife! Go away!)
I only married Queen Caroline When my debts began to climb 'Cause if I agreed to tie the knot I said I'd pay off the lot!
But the wedding caused all sorts of strife 'Cause I already had a wife A divorced Catholic? Dad did sigh But the mad old goat just wouldn't die! (Still here! Oh, spoke too soon! At last, I can go solo!)
As true king, my reign began Though I was now older than your nan And as the ruler of our nation I banned my wife from my coronation
And knowing now that I did hate her She promptly died just three weeks later But all those pies that I got through Meant ten years later, I died too! (Hello, have we met? I'm a kangaroo!)
Actresses, duchesses The great loves of my life I loved more girls than I ate pies But I couldn't stand my wife I had just ten years on the throne Do you remember that? No, all that you remember is... I was really fat!