There was a hobo witha scruffy beard,
He had no food and he had no job,
He lived at the end of blackpool pier, and people usually called him bob.
All he owned was a cardboard box which his cat took up most of the space,
All he ever wanted wasa pair of socks,
But he didn't even get a shoe lace.
People use to say you stupid man,
And he got very angry,
He shouted back I'm a hobo called stan,
And the posh people said he was dandy!